Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

They're going to come in, you know. And then everything's going to get all shooty.

What are you, like five? A little patience here.

Jane: I'd like to pay this ticket, but under protest.
Zach: Nobody pays any other way.

Officer: I'd like an apology.
Jane: Oh really. Dream bigger pal. You're not going to get one from me.

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Dr, Montague: Did you know that California leads the nation in the number of serial killers?
Jane: Job security, at least.

Well at least you're wrong with conviction.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.

You had her at Little Lady.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.


As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.