Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

They're going to come in, you know. And then everything's going to get all shooty.

What are you, like five? A little patience here.

Jane: I'd like to pay this ticket, but under protest.
Zach: Nobody pays any other way.

Officer: I'd like an apology.
Jane: Oh really. Dream bigger pal. You're not going to get one from me.

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Dr, Montague: Did you know that California leads the nation in the number of serial killers?
Jane: Job security, at least.

Well at least you're wrong with conviction.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.

You had her at Little Lady.

The Mentalist Quotes

Cowards don't get to say goodbye when they want.

Cho

We make love with our hearts but first we lust with our eyes.

Erica