Patrick Jane Quotes
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
They're going to come in, you know. And then everything's going to get all shooty.
What are you, like five? A little patience here.
Jane: I'd like to pay this ticket, but under protest.
Zach: Nobody pays any other way.
Officer: I'd like an apology.
Jane: Oh really. Dream bigger pal. You're not going to get one from me.
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?
Dr, Montague: Did you know that California leads the nation in the number of serial killers?
Jane: Job security, at least.
Well at least you're wrong with conviction.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.
Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.
You had her at Little Lady.
