Alert the quantum lords.

Lisbon: Its funny how well you two got along.
Jane: Well, I have the same amount of trouble with those pesky quantum lords.

Oliver: He's not my dad. He's a cyber clone sent by the Galactic quantum lords.
Jane: Oh them. They are always up to something shady.

Jane: Enough Mr. Tolman. Tell me the truth or I will pop ya.
Annika: Don't even think about it.
Jane: It's soft. It's just a hand. Just a hand.
Tolman: Annika, put the gun down.
Lisbon: Why do you have an armed body guard, Mr. Bundte?

What's going on with you? Couldn't sit down, can't stay still. Guilty conscious?

(Looks at all the clowns) At least they are all crying on the inside.

Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.

That's what's called cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Oh Lizzie you are bat nuts crazy - bat nuts!

Brett: Ya know, now I see why Red John really loves sparring for you. A worthy advisory.
Jane: Yes, straight for the jugular.
Lisbon: Obviously he struck a nerve.
Brett: Losing a wife and child like that makes a man reckless. Untethers him. Fills him with anger and shame that he cannot express. Well it must make your job very hard, hmm?
Lisbon: Yes, but the health plan is great.

Excuse me, I'm sorry, uhh the eye is the key or the window or both? I'm confused.

Lisbon: You are a very bad girl.
Jane: You're a bad girl.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.