Lisbon: You should make that call.
Jane: What call?
Lisbon: Right, like I'm not a detective too.

What the hell are you thinking! Don't you understand who you are dealing with!

Red John is mine.

Oh come on! That's pretty good.

You clean up very nicely if you don't mind me saying so.

Kristina, that's with a K right? Wanna grab some coffee?

It means - things are getting interesting.

Jane: Well I guess I have no choice, but to bring you along with me.
Kristina: You think you manipulated me into coming with you.
Jane: No I don't. I think you manipulated me into thinking I manipulated you into coming with me.

Hightower: She likes you.
Jane: What?
Hightower: The blonde one and you like her.

Jane: Hmm I did say.
Kristina: You did.

Oh! You got an owwie.

Thank you for your tea - very tasty.

The Mentalist Quotes

Did you know that habitual mockery is a strong indicator of depression?

Dr. Montague

It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.

Jane