I have a question - what are they doing in there with those gizmos?

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Good-looking women live in a different world.

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

(to Lisbon) You're the poster girl for the NRA.

Hightower: Some partnership you got going here.
Jane: Cho's a big boy he knows how to take care of me.

Easy with the steal brother.

Make it two-thousand and let me tell this tiresome woman to move it along.

He's not just a killer - he's a serial killer.

My point - there is nothing wrong with revenge.

Certainty is the mother of fools.

Ohh! Schooled ya!

The Mentalist Quotes

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.