Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 16)
Season 9, Episode 5: "Baby, You Knock Me Out"
Peter: This is crazy! Is no one really making me flapjacks yet?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: For every five seconds I do not have flapjacks, I shall break one window.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: In your imagination, I've got long eyelashes.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Quagmire: What can I say? I really like watching her box.
Peter: That means two things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Man would you look at that? Two smoking hot repeatedly striking each other.
Quagmire: Yeah, it reminds me of Thanksgiving.
Peter: Why does it remind you of Thanksgiving?
Quagmire: 'Cause this is where I come for Thanksgiving.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 3: "Welcome Back Carter"
Peter: Take it up with my butt, he's the only one that gives a crap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Hey Babs, settle something for us. I wanted to bring an owl, but Lois wouldn't me. Could you accommodate an owl?
Babs: I suppose there's some room in the owlery, but I can't be certain.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 1: "And Then There Were Fewer"
Joe: Just for that, when the movie comes out, I'm gonna get Adrien Brody to play you.
Peter: I guess that means you don't want anyone to see it.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Peter: I assumed it was for being able to fart the alphabet, which I almost did before I pooped the "s." Owell, everyone was upset on the bus long before that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 20: "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"
Peter Griffin: Well, let's see Robot Chicken top this one.
Chris Griffin: Actually, I think they did a pretty good job with that already, Dad.
Peter Griffin: Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Comedy Central.
Chris Griffin: It's on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Dad. I'm pretty sure you know that.
Peter Griffin: I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while and I don't know that anyone else has.
Chris Griffin: Oh, I think plenty of people have. Their fans are pretty loyal to them.
Peter Griffin: Oh yeah? All forty-two of them?
Chris Griffin: I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad. I'm not gonna let you get to me.
Peter Griffin: Well, maybe I got time for another story, then. It's called Without a Paddle.
Chris Griffin: F**k you, Dad!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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