Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.
Sorry I fell asleep while you were describing the most boring party ever.
Cheerleading in my college was cool. The football players were so jealous they wouldn't even let me and my buddies, Trevor, Scotty and Ling go to their parties.
Phil: You're just a worrier, like when you thought he was never gonna talk.
Claire: He was two, and all he could do was bark.
Phil: I understood him.
They're monsters, Claire! Deceitful, manipulative monsters and they need to be broken.
I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.
I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters,like, seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything...Except clowns. Never shared that with the fam, so...shh. Do have an image to maintain.I am not really sure where the fear comes from. My mother says it's because when I was a kid, I found a dead clown in the woods, but who knows?
I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.
Claire: Phil, the frying pan is on fire!
Phil: Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm!
We raised our kids right. One of them will come forward, or the other two will rat them out.
Am I attracted to her? Yes. Would I ever act on it? No, no way. Not while my wife is still alive
Phil: I can forgive the smoking, but I can't forgive the lie.
[Claire glares at him]
Phil: Or the smoking.
