Rose Quotes (Page 4)
Season 2, Episode 5: "Bad News from the Clinic"
Rose [about Sherri]: Oh, Charlie, you don't need a girl like that. You could do so much better.
Charlie: You're right, I can. She doesn't call when she says she will, she won't let me sleep over, she's obviously seeing other guys, so why can't I get her out of my head?
Rose: That's not where I was going, but let's review. She's gorgeous, but she's also self-centered, she's promiscuous, she's commitment-phobic...
Charlie: Oh, my God!
Rose: What?
Charlie: I'm dating myself. No wonder the sex is so good
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 3: "A Bag Full of Jawea"
Rose: Yeah, I do mate for life. I'm like a penguin that way, plus I like to slide across the ice on my belly
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 14: "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
Rose: You're the first man who slept with me because he was drunk, not because of my money!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 13: "Sara Like Puny Alan"
Charlie: Rose, this really isn't the best time. Alan is pretty sick.
Rose: Oh, no. Poor Alan, is Charlie taking good care of you?
Alan: Not really.
Rose: Would you like me to take care of you?
Alan: Not really
• Rating: Unrated
Rose: Do you feel the healing energy?
Alan: If I say yes, will you get off me?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 11: "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
Alan: Rose, what are you doing here?
Rose: Babysitting.
Alan: Where's my mother?
Jake: She left.
Alan: Why?
Jake: I don't know. We were watching SpongeBob SquarePants, and she stood up and said life was too short
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 9: "Phase One, Complete"
Rose:...We're both like two lonely socks that want desperately to keep someone's feet warm, but we don't match up with any other socks. So all we can hope for is to be a dust mitten or a hand puppet
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
Charlie: I thought we agreed we were just friends.
Rose: We are. We're friends who slept together once, and then one friend never called the other friend, but luckily the other friend forgave him.
Charlie: Where are you going?
Rose: To make my friend a grilled cheese sandwhich.
Charlie: Rose, Rose, I don't want a grilled cheese sandwhich.
Rose: Would you prefer a quesadilla?
Charlie: That sounds nice
• Rating: Unrated
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