Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 35)
Season 2, Episode 21: "Fore, Father"
Doctor: Hum, 29 pounds, that's big for your age.
Stewie: Well forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: I say, Rupert, this paste is delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Story on Page One"
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells
• Rating: Unrated
College Girl: Are you in a fraternity little boy?
Stewie: Not yet but I'm thinking about joining I Felta Thi
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 18: "E. Peterbus Unum"
Susan Sarandon: Hi, I'm Susan Sarandon. A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother, but I'm actually his girlfriend. And this is Stewie. Stewie: What the deuce?
Susan Sarandon: For less then a ticket price for one of my movies about capital punishment or neo-feminism, you can make sure Stewie never goes hungry again.
Stewie: Yes, and from the look of those sweater cows, so could you
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "He's Too Sexy for His Fat"
Lois: Jump in, sweetie! The turtle will protect you!
Stewie: I'm supposed to entrust my life to a turtle?! Nature's "D" student?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Dammit Janet"
Stewie [to his stuffed animal]: I don't suppose you have any valium on you? Of course not, you're leading the straight life now
• Rating: Unrated
Brian: Well, well, looks like you're in love.
Stewie: Ha! That's so funny I forgot to laugh...excluding that first "ha!"
Brian: Face it, you're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes.
Stewie: Aha! Her eyes are green!
Brian: Aha! Thanks for proving my point.
Stewie: Damn!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 13: "Road to Rhode Island"
Stewie: You remember that episode of the Brady Bunch where Bobby saved Greg's life and Greg became his slave?
Brian: Yeah.
Stewie: Good. It's on tonight. Tape it for me, and put a nice label on it
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
• Rating: Unrated
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