Date night, it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a m...

Lenny: Date night, it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.
Carl: I never should have given you that Egyptology book.


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Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 12: "Boy Meets Curl"
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The Simpsons
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Lenny: Date night, it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.
Carl: I never should have given you that Egyptology book.

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