He calls it his epiphany toilet! Yeah, you couldn't pay me to ...

J.D.: And get this: He calls it his "epiphany toilet"!
Elliot: Yeah, you couldn't pay me to poop on the roof.
Turk: No one's offering.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13: "My Porcelain God"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: I think it's human nature to search for answers.
Turk: Dude. Why is your tux gonna cost four thousand dollars?
J.D.: No reason.

Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

Dr. Cox
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