Two and a Half Men

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Berta [about Charlie]: He just getting home?
Alan: Yeah.
Berta: You really have to wonder how long he can keep burning that penis at both ends


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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Alan: You turned my business into a brothel.
Charlie: I thought you'd be happy. I didn't touch a single patient

Alan: Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover might drop by to kick my ass.
Charlie: Oh, good, remind me to rewind the camcorder