Hey Chris, come here. What, why? Just come here. What is i...
Peter: Hey Chris, come here.
Chris: What, why?
Peter: Just come here.
Chris: What is it dad?
Peter: Does it feel like the water suddenly just got warmer?
Peter: Oh, that's right, it's pee that makes it warmer.
Lois: Peter, Meg's been down there an awfully long time.
Peter: Boy, you cannot wait to criticise her at every turn, can you, Lois?
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Stewie: Hey, Brian, knock knock!
Brian: Who's there?
Stewie: (whispering) Two friends, building a house together.
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