Hey, Ted. Strengthening your hand for that big date with yoursel...
Pete: Hey, Ted. Strengthening your hand for that big date with yourself?
Ted: Nope, just practicing for later when I squeeze your mom's boobs. I'm not proud of that. I actually had a lovely conversation with Pete's mom at the Christmas party.
- Better Off Ted
- Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 9: "The Long and Winding High Road"
- Ted Crisp
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