Two and a Half Men

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Hi, I want to book your Presidential suite. How much? Mm-hmm, okay. Do you have a Secretary of Agriculture suite?

Alan

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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 16 Quotes

Walden: Why do you need a chiropractor?
Berta: I have a big date on Valentine's Day, and if it goes all well, I will need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist and a priest.

Lynsdey: How are you doing?
Alan: I am high, humiliated and hairless.

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