Dr. Cox: Holy cow. Do you realize if we could get a tight enough clamp around the bulb and then just-
Janitor: No, no, no, you'll break the thing! Look, here's the thing about lightbulbs, okay? They're structurally weak at the narrow end, but the round end is surprisingly strong.
Turk: So if we could get behind the bulb...
Janitor: I see where you're headed! We go down through the mouth!
Dr. Cox: Your turn's over.


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Turk, Perry Cox, The Janitor
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2: "My Office"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

The best thing about this place is that when someone's really in trouble, all the pettiness melts away.

J.D.

(After Elliot removes a sign with her fingers that he couldn't with a crowbar) She has fingers like biceps.

J.D.