How you feeling? Like a new fish at Leavenworth. Don't be so...
Chelsea [after colonoscopy]: How you feeling?
Charlie: Like a new fish at Leavenworth.
Chelsea: Don't be so dramatic. Good news is you have a clean bill of health.
Charlie: Yes, but I lost my water tight seal.
Chelsea: Yes, but you have peace of mind.
Charlie: Yes, but now I can't wear white at our wedding.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13: "Yay, No Polyps!"
- Charlie Harper, Chelsea
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- Eric Hochberger