I can't risk letting you scar the kid forever. What do you mea...
Charlie: I can't risk letting you scar the kid forever.
Alan: What do you mean by that?
Charlie: Face it, Alan, what can you bring to the table other than a lifetime of abject failure with women?
Alan: It's not a lifetime yet.
Charlie: I, on the other hand, have a wealth of experience to offer.
Alan: He's twelve, he doesn't need know how to choreograph a three-way.
Charlie: I'm not talking about thatâ€”I'm saving that for prom night
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 22: "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
- Two and a Half Men
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