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Chris: I just found out I have a lump on my groin.
Herb: Bad place for a lump.
Charlie: Tell me a good place.
Herb: Someone else's groin.

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 Quotes

Charlie: I promise I'll get a quiet hooker.
Alan: Believe or not, that's a real concession on his part.

Charlie: You guys are no fun, I'm gonna call a hooker.
Lyndsey: Charlie, there's two boys in the house!
Charlie: Let them get their own hookers.

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