Mr. Garrison: I need some help over here! Please help, I think he's got third degree burns!
Doctor: Give the child to me!
Mr. Garrison: Is he going to be alright, doctor?
Doctor: Uh...
Mr. Garrison: Is he going to live?
Doctor: It's a stick.
Mr. Garrison: Dammit, don't give me that medical jargon! Just tell me straight! Is he going to be OK?


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Mr. Garrison
Episode:
South Park Season 2 Episode 14: "Chef Aid"
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South Park
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South Park Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

Look at the monkey. Look at the silly little monkey. (Juror's head explodes)

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Mr. Garrison: Mr- Mr. Twig, are you OK? Mr- Mr. Twig?
(He lifts up the covers and notices Mr. Twig broken)
Mr. Garrison: (Screams) MR. TWIG IS BROKEN IN HALF!! WHO DID THIS!? YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARD!!