If Matt Damon weren't married and if he weren't a movie star and...
Laurie: If Matt Damon weren't married and if he weren't a movie star and if he lived this town, we would totally date.
Jules: That's a lot of if's.
Ellie: Yeah, not enough.
- Cougar Town
- Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 11: "Rhino Skin"
- Jules Cobb, Ellie Torres, Laurie Keller
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- Eric Hochberger