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Zoey: Interesting, I can imagine you as a drunken Sodomite, never imagining you for liking poetry.
Lyndsey: Oh no, I really do, here is a poem you might appreciate:
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I am nice person
And you can bite my pale, unrefined ass.
Zoey: A lady does not bite; she will however make you wear that ass as a bonnet.

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Harvard; the Santa Monica Community College of the East.


A guy in a leotard and a skirt realized he chopped off his own brother's head off. That is heartbreaking.

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