Two and a Half Men

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It seems like yesterday I could party all night and eat and drink anything I wanted to. Now, a couple of Red Bulls and a waffle and I'm sittin' in the emergency room, prayin' for a fart

Charlie

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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 16 Quotes

Alan: Let's face it, we're both too old for the MTV-lifestyle.
Charlie: MTV? Did they just defrost you?!

Let me tell you something, Alan, you're only as young as the women you feel... and lately, I've been feeling about 24.

Charlie