Two and a Half Men

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Sloane: Jake, what I want to know is, were you in your uncle's room at any time today?
Jake: No, I never go to my uncle's room.
Sloane: Why not?
Jake: 'Cause all the skin mags are in my dad's room.


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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Charlie: We've got a real problem here.
Berta: What do you mean "we?" [walks away]

Evelyn: We don't eat from the cake until we cut the cake.
Jake: But I'm still hungry.
Evelyn: Have some cheese!
Jake: Have we cut the cheese?