Two and a Half Men

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[the crime scene investigators dim the lights in Charlie's room to check for semen]
Sloane: My God!
Wes: It's like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Charlie: The ceiling fan's actually a cute story.


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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Charlie: We've got a real problem here.
Berta: What do you mean "we?" [walks away]

Evelyn: We don't eat from the cake until we cut the cake.
Jake: But I'm still hungry.
Evelyn: Have some cheese!
Jake: Have we cut the cheese?