Not a word to your mother about my getting canned. What? Not...

Peter: Not a word to your mother about my getting canned.
Lois: What?
Peter: Nothing. Ooh, the lost-my-job smells great!
Lois: Excuse me?
Peter: Uh...Meg, honey, could you please pass the fired-my-ass-for-negligence?
Lois: Peter, are you feeling okay?
Peter: What are you talking about, Lois? I feel great. I haven't got a job in the world


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Characters:
Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1: "Death Has a Shadow"
Show:
Family Guy
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You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

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How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter
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