South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralOk Jesus, here's one you might remember. Her name is Rio and sh...
Santa: Ok Jesus, here's one you might remember. (begins singing Duran Duran's "Rio") Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land.
Jesus: Uh. Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song.
Santa: I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four f***ing Santa ones!
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- Character:
- Jesus
- Episode:
- South Park Season 3 Episode 15: "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Jesus Quotes, South Park Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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