Ooh! Sex Chat! You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, yo...
Krusty: Ooh! Sex Chat! (dials)
Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Krusty the Klown
- The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 6: "Like Father, Like Clown"
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