Family Guy

Sundays 9:00 PM on FOX
Family guy
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter: I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa-woah, I almost walked right into that one


Unrated
Characters:
,
Episode:
Show:
Related Quotes:
Peter Griffin Quotes, Lois Griffin Quotes, Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

Stewie

How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter