( sees fat Lois come in ) Oh, hey Hogzilla. You seen my hot wife...
Peter: ( sees fat Lois come in ) Oh, hey Hogzilla. You seen my hot wife Lois anywhere?
Lois: I don't know. Maybe she's out looking for a man who can satisfy her.
Peter: (laughs sarcastically) Hey, do me a favor. When you're in bed, point your butt the other way. Last night, you farted, swear to god, I thought someone was stickin' me with the cigarette lighter from the car.
- Family Guy
- Family Guy Season 4 Episode 22: "Sibling Rivalry"
- Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
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- Eric Hochberger