Seymour, this is an absent slip signed by Nelson's mother. And t...
Bart: Seymour, this is an absent slip signed by Nelson's mother. And this is Nelson's English homework. Notice the identical elongated loops on the d's.
Principal Skinner: Forgery! So he didn't have leprosy!
- Bart Simpson, Principal Skinner, Agnes Skinner
- The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18: "Separate Vocations"
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Kid: Insurance salesman,
Ralph: Salmon gutter?
Milhouse: Military strongman.
Martin: Systems analyst. Systems analyst.
Dr. Pryor: Systems analyst.
Martin: All right!
Dr. Pryor: Mm-hm. It's like a mommy.
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