I thought you said a man should never wear pastel unless he's a black guy on Easter?

Liz

It sure is rewarding as a tv viewer when someone you're invested in shows growth.

Tracy

I'm scared J Mo, and not just 'cause today's the day that guy that tried to kill me gets out of jail.

Tracy

Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.

I'm not about to screw this up Kenneth, 'cause I'd get kicked out of show business, and then how would I be famous? By starting a fire, and then rescuing everyone from it, and then I'm a hero, and then I'm in Playboy?

Hazel

Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?

Her grandfather invented the stop sign.

Dennis

Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.

Liz

You know there's some things I miss about being with you...like having somewhere to hook my Sega up to.

Dennis

I got this new business where I burn your old DVDs onto laser discs.

Dennis

None of the writers can go out on St. Patrick's Day because we all have faces people naturally want to punch.

Frank

I get second billing to this small booby grandma?

Tracy

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.

Jenna