30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 6 Episode 8: "The Tuxedo Begins"

Jenna: Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stranger: Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 7: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 2)"

Jenna: This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.
 • Rating: Unrated

Criss: The only thing you like about your job is taking home free sodas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Spaceman: Unfortunately there's no field of medicine that deals with the brain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: It's funny. If those teeth were in your vagina, you'd be considered a monster.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I love you, myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 6: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)"

Jack: She's right. You are a penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Criss: You're a lady, right? Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"

Jack: He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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