All they teach us now is how to build roller coasters and Survivor challenges.

Durr

I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.

Tracy

Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.

Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...

Tracy

If you were my kid, I'd mail you back to the stork.

Colleen

That song - like everything - is about me.

Jenna

Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.

Tracy

I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan.

Tracy

Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier.

Colleen
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