30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 6 Episode 12: "St. Patrick's Day"

Hazel: I'm not about to screw this up Kenneth, 'cause I'd get kicked out of show business, and then how would I be famous? By starting a fire, and then rescuing everyone from it, and then I'm a hero, and then I'm in Playboy?
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Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?
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Dennis: Her grandfather invented the stop sign.
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Liz: Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.
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Dennis: You know there's some things I miss about being with you...like having somewhere to hook my Sega up to.
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Dennis: I got this new business where I burn your old DVDs onto laser discs.
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Frank: None of the writers can go out on St. Patrick's Day because we all have faces people naturally want to punch.
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Tracy: I get second billing to this small booby grandma?
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Liz: Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: You in orange? You'll look like a creamsicle with an old tooth stuck in it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hazel: He's only allergic to allergy medication.
Kenneth: But he loves it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Unfortunately, unless Harry's Law really took off this week and no one told me, you two are the biggest stars at the network.
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Season 6 Episode 11: "Standards and Practices"

Jack: Whatever are you doing here, Kaylie Hooper?
Kaylie: Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision. I just had fruit roll ups for dinner...at a strip club.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: A Parcell man has never been called mister outside of an execution chamber.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.
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Jessica: So we're thinking the show's more like The Girls Next Door, and you're that old boat captain that shows up sometimes.
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Kaylie: My mom is in Indonesia visiting her charity where poor children make shoes.
Jack: Isn't that just a sweatshop?
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Tracy: I feel like Oscar the Grouch today, and not just because I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: Last time I was this excited...was this morning. I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 10: "Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky"

Jack: Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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