30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 6 Episode 10: "Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky"

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: That sofa is made from Seabiscuit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: I've never crushed anyone, besides accused witches.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: He's the best friend I've ever had...tied with everyone I've ever met.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: You sound like a cop, and I should know, my uncle was a cop...in a porno.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynn: I got really good at hiding in prison...and making wine in my toilet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 9: "Leap Day"

Kenneth: Please get better sir. I've dug too many graves.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Oh my. It looks like we've got a slut off on our hands.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Criss: It's Leap Day. Real life is for March.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: It's just fan mail. I mean would you read a bunch of letters from people who look up to me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: How much internet did he do?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 8: "The Tuxedo Begins"

Jack: Come on Donaghy. You've skied Mount St. Helen's, made eye contact with Michelle Bachman, been trapped under a boulder for 128 hours, you're not scared of anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I'm gonna say to you what I say to all my sharks right before they die: Let's go outside.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: How black was this dude...on a scale from Lisa Bonet, to Dot Com?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I won an Oscar so now I get to do real art...begin Snow Dogs phase!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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