Favorite Californication Quotes
I'll always be buzzing around like a gnat, like a well-hung gnat, with a dream.
Hank
Why did I let you sit on the sink? The chick is supposed to sit on the sink! That's bathroom boning 101!
Marcy
I don't know how we got here, but this is where we are.
Karen
Marci: You remind me of Charlie physically. You like his fucking doppelganger Stu you're all bald and pear shaped and shit, it's really kind of creeping me out.
Stu: Marci that all may be true but I'm also rich as fuck and hung like a moose.
It'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
Hank Moody
Dead monkeys and autoerotic asphyxiation? That's my cue.
Stu
Hank: Wait a second...you guys are stoned!
Becca: Dad, please!
Hank: Tell me where you got the weed, I will kill the motherf***er, tell me!
Becca: In your typewriter.
(To Charlie) Whether you know it or not, you're a maverick, a renegade, you beat off to the march of your own drummer.
Sue
You know maybe if you just relaxed for half a second, and stopped looking so hard for the appropriate life mate, then you might wake up one morning next to one.
Hank
(To Felicia) You say one more word to me and I will show you where Becca learned to throw down!
Karen
Charlie: Do you know how long its been since I've heard you say those three little words?
Marcy: Eat my clam?
Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would've quickly erased.
Hank Moody
