Californication Season 3 Quotes
Entertainment for the poor, that's what my mother always called children.
Hank
You look like America's next top smurf.
Hank
Rick Springfield: I made a girl come seven times once.
Marcy: Over the course of an entire relationship?
What are you doing moping in the fridge, 80's pop legend Rick Springfield is stealing your girl - not Jesse's girl - Runkle's girl.
Hank
Sue: To you the glass is always half empty!
Charlie: Right now my wife is half full or Rick Springfield.
Becca: Do you know what it's like to have no one and nothing, how totally awful that feels?
Hank: Yes, I think I do. Once upon a time I felt like that, but now I have you.
Becca: Yet somehow I still have nothing.
Karen: I like you like this.
Hank: What, all defeated and shit?
Karen: Yes!
I don't get it Becs, what could possibly be so awful about visiting the woman who pushed you through her magnificent vagina - in New York, in the fall no less, you're going to be stepping off the plane into a Woody Allen film - and not, not recent Woody Allen, old Woody Allen, Annie Hall, Manhattan Woody Allen.
Hank
Just warning you! Something post-pubescent and wicked your way comes.
Hank
Where'd that plane come from, 1987? You look exactly the same! And that smell! What is that booze, cigarettes and Drakkar Noir - it takes me right back!
Hank
Let me tell you, this is some really pernicious shit! My Vagina looks like downtown Baghdad right now.
Daisy
Hank: That, out there, is a fucking mirage, that doesn't exist behind me. You got everything you'll ever want or need back home.
Zlos: What do you know about back home? You got out years ago. It's easy for you to spout some working class, hero, Springsteen bullshit about the sanctity of small towns when you're driving a Porsche through the promised land!
