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Californication

There's no keeping a secret in this town.

Charlie

That's just me, an ungrateful heathen, highway to Hell and whatnot.

Hank

Don't come back here without a dozen roses and your dick in a box.

Hank

One day Hank, you're not going to be pining and I'm not going to be working and sparks are gonna fly.

Trixie

No crying at the Palm Runkle

Stu

I can make fun of Runkle but you can't.

Hank

All my life I thought that sort of life was lame, but now I realize the joke was on me.

Hank

Don't say mother fu-ker like that it makes me miss you.

Charlie

Hank: Just be careful. young writers on the rise have been known to make certain mistakes.
Becca: Such as?
Hank: Such as sticking their dicks in places kind words and flattery come from.

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