Californication Season 5 Quotes
One day Hank, you're not going to be pining and I'm not going to be working and sparks are gonna fly.Trixie
No crying at the Palm RunkleStu
I can make fun of Runkle but you can't.Hank
All my life I thought that sort of life was lame, but now I realize the joke was on me.Hank
Don't say mother fu-ker like that it makes me miss you.Charlie
Hank: Just be careful. young writers on the rise have been known to make certain mistakes.
Becca: Such as?
Hank: Such as sticking their dicks in places kind words and flattery come from.
It helps to have daughters in low places.Hank
Tyler: He slapped you in the face with his dick?
Charlie: Shh! Yes multiple times, I think he left a trail of dog water.
You are going to enchant an entire generation of teenage boys with those pound puppies.Hank
You've got to let the cash be your laxative Hank.Stu
Oh I'm sorry. Turns out I'm quite the Fruit Ninja.Hank
That's what happens in a relationship, you stop caring. The next thing you know the sex is sporadic, the blow job's bi-annual and ass play is out of the question.Hank