Cougar Town

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Jules: I feel like I owe you a sorry.
Bobby: You sank my home.

Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.


Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

Bye Grayson. Pageant wave.


Stop trying to make this into an 80s movie montage.


Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Don't worry Kev. You'll find your chocolate Kirsten one day. Those are his words not mine.


It's Friday working stiffs. Three two one...happy weekend!


Jules. What I was going to say before you poisoned me is that I am so lucky to have found you.


Ah! Big Carl! You can almost fix everything.


(to Grayson) Hold my hand. It can still be romantic!


Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.

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Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.


Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.