Family Guy
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Chris: So did you get a lot of trim on the road?
Peter: Chris, that's wildly inappropriate
This shouldn't embarrass you, the size should embarrass you.
Lois [to Peter]
Says 'Glenn Quagmire.' But if you squint and imagine it says 'Peter Griffin,' it says 'Peter Griffin'!
Peter
Oh my god, look at you! You're more herpes than dog!
Stewie
Oh my god! Your mouth looks like the underside of a boat!
Teacher
Scumbag: Smells like this guy's already wet himself.
Peter: Don't flatter yourself--that was from this morning.
You've got herpes, too? This house is like backstage at a Whitesnake concert.
Stewie
Stewie: How long have you been there?
Chris: Long enough to know that you have herpes and do weird stuff with your teddy bear.
Stewie: HE does weird stuff; I just don't stop him.
Peter: Let me help you! I'm great at finding stuff. Last night, I found Lois's g-spot!
Lois: No, he didn't!
Peter: I didn't think she was home.
I'm gonna see which lobster I think deserves to die.
Chris
Donna: Oh Lois, I'm so glad to see Peter and Cleveland back together again.
Lois: Yeah, me too. Now Peter will have something to do besides flushing the toilet to Foghat's "Slow Ride."
That's the Riddler. He would make inquiries to set your mind a-jumble.
Cleveland
