I've seen the guy get punched in the face thousands of times, and now he's making science stuff.

Peter

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Yes!

Cookie Monster

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Vegetable, meat, meat, vegetable, meat.

Stewie

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Could you get me some yaww-gurt?

Stewie

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If you say it like that one more time, I'm going to drown you.

Brian

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Peter's Wife's Cookies.

Peter

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That was the right thing to do Peter.

Lois

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Brian: Stewie what are you doing?
Stewie: Being awesome.

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She just wrote "vagina" on her boobs! That doesn't even make any sense!

Peter

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Mr. Giraffe who lets little boys grind on his rump. Or Mr. Octopus who, who let's little boys grind on his rump.

Peter

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I was wrong to chose sexiness over my wife.

Peter

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What's gonna fill the "Glory" hole?

Peter

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