Hey, its Thanksgiving. Shouldn't you be in Detroit losing a football game right about now.

Brian

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Oh I will find one. I mean, you are looking at the guy who found the fountain of youth. It is very far away from here,

Peter

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It's a living!

Meg

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Oh it's not that much Lois, just infinity times what you bring home every week.

Peter

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You want me to pick up something on the way or, no you're good?

Peter

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Jesus: Uh hot ladies. Horny ones. Who, uh, sex on you.
Quagmire: What?
Jesus: Yeah, you know, they come back to your house and sit on your butt.

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Joe: Sex is overrated.
Peter: Stay out of this Joe.

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Stewie Also, I gave the string quartet the music for highway to the danger zone
Brian: You have the sheet music for highway to the danger zone?
Stewie: Uh, yeah, that's all I keep in here. It's power bars and sheet music

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Besides, saving this ship would mean, like, talking to 80 people and I'm not in the mood right now.

Stewie

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Brian: Excuse me Mr. Hemingway. Can I have a beer with you?
Ernest Hemingway: Sure, I love life and all the people in it.
Brian: Thanks and, as a fellow writer, I'd love to talk to you about your craft God if only we can get rid of these damn arms and attach the pen directly to the heart.....
[Hemingway shoots himself]

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Brian: What's on his arms?
Stewie: Those are waterwings. He was terrified of the water.

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You're in high school sweetie, you should be more worried about your weight than your grades!

Lois

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