Family Guy
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Hey, its Thanksgiving. Shouldn't you be in Detroit losing a football game right about now.
Brian
Oh I will find one. I mean, you are looking at the guy who found the fountain of youth. It is very far away from here,
Peter
It's a living!
Meg
Oh it's not that much Lois, just infinity times what you bring home every week.
Peter
You want me to pick up something on the way or, no you're good?
Peter
Jesus: Uh hot ladies. Horny ones. Who, uh, sex on you.
Quagmire: What?
Jesus: Yeah, you know, they come back to your house and sit on your butt.
Joe: Sex is overrated.
Peter: Stay out of this Joe.
Stewie Also, I gave the string quartet the music for highway to the danger zone
Brian: You have the sheet music for highway to the danger zone?
Stewie: Uh, yeah, that's all I keep in here. It's power bars and sheet music
Besides, saving this ship would mean, like, talking to 80 people and I'm not in the mood right now.
Stewie
Brian: Excuse me Mr. Hemingway. Can I have a beer with you?
Ernest Hemingway: Sure, I love life and all the people in it.
Brian: Thanks and, as a fellow writer, I'd love to talk to you about your craft God if only we can get rid of these damn arms and attach the pen directly to the heart.....
[Hemingway shoots himself]
Brian: What's on his arms?
Stewie: Those are waterwings. He was terrified of the water.
You're in high school sweetie, you should be more worried about your weight than your grades!
Lois