Did someone say "jewish!?"

Neil

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We now return to another Michael Jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason!

Announcer

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That's page one, she's quoting page one.

Stewie

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That one's on the cover!

Stewie

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She hasn't read your book Bri - that's your main character.

Stewie

• Permalink: She hasn't read your book Bri - that's your main character.
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Oh thank god Brian's getting a book published. I thought this was going to be a Meg episode.

Townsperson

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Peter: You want a beer?
Brian: Peter, it's 11 AM.
Peter: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!

• Permalink: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!
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A huge part of being an idiot is calling people out for thinking they're better than you.

Peter

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Brian: Bazinga!
Peter: Haha, like what the guy scientist says. Brian, say something else from TV!
Brian: Watchu talkin bout Willis!?

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Doctor: I did a CAT scan
Peter: On a dog, haha.
Doctor: Haha, we laughed about that too.

• Permalink: Haha, we laughed about that too.
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How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter

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Brian: Winning!
Peter: Haha, remember somebody said that?

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