What! You can't just shove "Shaft" in the "Glory" hole!

Peter

• Permalink: What! You can't just shove "Shaft" in the "Glory" hole!
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What's the name? "Dick?" "Dick" would slide right into that "Glory" hole!

Brian

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That's stupid! I want it.

Peter

• Permalink: That's stupid! I want it.
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Precious! Wants precious rope!

Peter

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Alright, but I'll be back in a moment as another movie thing.

Peter

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You didn't go to work today, did you?

Lois

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The stupidest thing I've ever done is turn the bubbles off in a hot tub.

Peter

• Permalink: The stupidest thing I've ever done is turn the bubbles off in a hot tub.
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My god! You look like one of those animals.

Stewie

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Brian, we can try to help you feel a little less repulsive. But we're not spending human money on a deformed animal!

Lois

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But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire

• Permalink: But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.
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Brian: Hey did I tell you about Kim in marketing?
Boss: You mean my wife Kim?
Brian: I'm gonna go sell that condo!

• Permalink: I'm gonna go sell that condo!
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The ceiling is a pool! The ceiling is a pool! Quagmire you gotta get this!

Peter

• Permalink: The ceiling is a pool! The ceiling is a pool! Quagmire you gotta get this!
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