Family Guy Quotes
I'm an idiot? All anyone remembers from your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!Quagmire
Quagmire: Is your baby pregnant?
Peter: I dunno, Lois is in charge of the kids.
I feel like once I get them on a schedule, every thing will be fine!Stewie
Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.
Jeez, that word looks a lot harsher when it's in all caps.Quagmire
I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for.Stewie
Brian save the placenta! Save it, I want to eat it.Stewie
Stewie: What kind of feet can fit in these shoes?
Brian: Your feet!
You hit me! What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler!Stewie
Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!
We do not judge the machine, we do not judge Stewie.Stewie
This is serious Rupert, I'm losing him! I'm going to fix this relationship. We need a baby, and we need it now!Stewie