Family Guy Quotes
Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.
Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.
Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.
What!? Why's there an animated one of me and you doing it on there?Peter
Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.Brian
I know Meg, that's why I'm going to confuse you by calling it 'Erotica.'Evan
Stewie: Boy in a truck to young to drive
Choir: Sing what you see!
My name's Evan by the way.Evan
I'm gonna take a year off, hit the road, and live life to the fullest!Stewie
Lois, please send these back to the factory, I believe they're defective.Peter
I've never even been in a picture before.Meg
Brian: I mean I was having fun, making new friends, getting laid all the time, sleeping like a rock - but you made the call. You unilaterally decided I was better off a bitter alcoholic failure who could only hang out with a baby.
Stewie: Hey! We have fun.