Family Guy Quotes
Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?
Does this mean you're going to move to Europe to make movies?Peter
I don't want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit.Quagmire
Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.
Have you seen my copy of "Into the WIld?"Peter
Let's go take a ride in my open jeep. I took the doors off so it's extra terrifying.Peter
No, I'm sorry. I thought this was a bank.Peter
You shouldn't have to do porn to feel appreciated.Lois
Wait, hold on Brian, everyone deserves a proper funeral. Why do you think we're saving that VCR box in the basement?Stewie
How bout I just take 'head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'Stewie
Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.
Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.