Family Guy Quotes
You want me to be the one who says "Giggity" now?Joe
Peter's a good friend. Not like Cleveland.Quagmire
Or you can pull the hose out of the bucket and let the hose run free.Peter
There are gaps in my knowledge. This is hardly news.Peter
The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise.Lois
I love putting my hands down my pants when I'm on drugs.Cleveland
And once again a Heavy Flow has ruined another lady's evening.Wrestling Announcer
The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.Peter
Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?
Can't you just go out there and pretend to have a good time?Lois
Oh, my God! His chin does kinda look like nuts!Quagmire
Karen Griffin: I'm just joshing, kid. Auntie's not a biscuit bumper.
Meg: I'm not either.