Family Guy Quotes
Oh yeah 'cause you know him so well, shut your faaaaaace.Stewie
Brian: Well I don't know if I'd label myself a drinker. I know I like a cold beer after I mow the lawn.
Peter: There were three lies in that sentence.
Peter: I missed you Brian.
Brian: I missed you too Peter.
Peter: And now Im gonna go upstairs and pee in Meg's bed.
Brian: No, we're going to go pee in Meg's bed.
Peter: Good boy.
Oh god how do you get pink-eye? This is got to be it!Peter
He's my friend, I miss him.Peter
You go ahead, I have to make the waffle fries you scream-requested in the car.Brian
Brian: Permission to take fast tiny bites at my own tail, sir?
Peter: Go ahead.
Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.Meg
It enhances my life to know how your life is going!Peter
How are we going to catch Abu Nasir!?Larry
Peter: Well, I am off to try and get out of this conversation!
Lois: Peter, what did you do?
Peter: He was slightly inconveniencing me and Joe, so we threatened to destroy his family.
Peter: No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water.
Lois: But you hit it into the water.
Peter: I know I hit it into the water.
Lois: But why do they have water if you're not supposed to hit it there.
Peter: Because it's fun! We're having fun!