Family Guy Quotes
"I cut your name into my arm so I can always remember you."Meg
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"I used to love Duff when I was younger, but I haven't even had it in like 13 years."Peter
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Playing Unga Bunga. It's the championship.
Stewie: Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at $4.
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I'm glad we're staying together. Honestly, I don't know what I would do on my own. Like, I literally have no idea where food comes from. Is it that guy? Is he the food man?Peter
Sir, I heard whimpering. Shall I fetch your crying tuxedo?Butler
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Oh, it's starting! I'm gonna live-tweet the show and ruin it for everyone in other time zones.Stewie
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Jeremy Piven: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Man: I don't like you now.
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That's the Riddler. He would make inquiries to set your mind a-jumble.Cleveland
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Did you see that? My dog had a gun.Peter
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Lois: Peter, we gotta go talk to Donna.
Peter: Alright, but you need to cool down first, Lois. Find a way to channel your anger. What I do is throw a shot put into a crowd and make it look like an accident.
Peter: I'm having an affair.
Lois: That's ridiculous.
Peter: It's not ridiculous, it's Cybill Shepherd. She's attainable for a guy like me now.
Donna: Oh Lois, I'm so glad to see Peter and Cleveland back together again.
Lois: Yeah, me too. Now Peter will have something to do besides flushing the toilet to Foghat's "Slow Ride."