Family Guy Quotes
Peter: You want a beer?
Brian: Peter, it's 11 AM.
Peter: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!
Oh thank god Brian's getting a book published. I thought this was going to be a Meg episode.Townsperson
Haha, Brian's stupid! I must alert the townsfolk!Chris
She hasn't read your book Bri - that's your main character.Stewie
That one's on the cover!Stewie
That's page one, she's quoting page one.Stewie
We now return to another Michael Jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason!Announcer
Did someone say "jewish!?"Neil
You're in high school sweetie, you should be more worried about your weight than your grades!Lois
Stewie: Here. I'll quiz you. Who said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"?
Chris: Scooby Doo
Stewie: It's nobody on Scooby-Doo
Brian: What's on his arms?
Stewie: Those are waterwings. He was terrified of the water.
Come on guys. We're getting Oklahoma, Wyoming, Arkansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, North Dakota, South Dakota and Louisiana. What are the chances all those states suck?Thomas Jefferson