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A man with a gun and two bullets has taken over the city of Manchester.

Clive Crowley (British Tom Tucker)

Shut up, British Meg.

Neville

Lydia (British Lois): But Neville, you spend all your time down at the Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock.
Neville (British Peter): And that's where you're wrong. The Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock is for Tossers. We're meetin' at the Dog and Cat and Bull and Whistle and Fiddle and Cock and Pig and Wolf and Fife and Other Wolf.

Stewie: Lee writes: "Dear Family Guy, was your show based on anything?" That's a great question, Lee. In fact, Family Guy is based on an American television series called The Simpsons.

Not having the government worked great in Somalia, but somehow we've seemed to botch it all up!

Peter

Meg: Now my Spanish teacher and I can finally hold hands in the halls!
Spanish Teacher: Donde esta la biblioteca? Because I'm gonna bang you in the biblioteca.

Without government, I'm free to take a lot of mescaline and drive to Vegas!

Chris

Carter: The government wants to tell you how many children you can have!
Herbert: What? No!

Tea Party, huh? Well, I'd like to be part of a movement. But what movement would want a fat guy who has opinions and hates listening?

Peter

Joe: Well, you can't fight City Hall.
Peter: Well, we'll see about that. ... City Hall knows karate.

Lois: Wow, congratulations on your grand re-opening, Mort! Looks like your customers are coming back!
Mort: Thanks, Lois! It's good to be up and gouging again!

You know what's messed up? This is all for charity. All the proceeds are going to Oxfam.

Stewie
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Family Guy Season 10 Quotes

You want to have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?

Peter

We won! I'm getting a penis butler!

Peter
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