Family Guy

Family Guy Season 10 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 10 Episode 17: "Forget-Me-Not"

Peter: I put our family on the map tonight. No longer will we be just those faceless nobodys who brought the bird flu to Quahog.
Lois: You know, there's something seriously wrong with the man who always puts his friends over his family.
Brian: Come on, Lois, I think you're overreacting. What's so wrong about a guy hanging out with his buddies?
Lois: Buddies? You're one of his buddies?
Brian: Yeah, and you know why? 'Cause I don't try to tell what he can and can't do.
Lois: Oh, please, Brian. You're just two people living in the same house. If you didn't, you'd never hang out with each other in a million years. He owns you. You're his property.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 15: "Burning Down the Bayit"

Lois: How could you do this? You have a family!
Peter: For once, could you visit me in jail and not criticize me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 14: "Be Careful What You Fish For"

Lois: So, Billy. I hope the couch was alright.
Billy: Yeah. A lot better than the floor. And I should know because I went down on the floor, thinking it was gonna be a lot better than the couch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Billy: Anyway, I'm off to read Meg's diary. I've only been here one night, but I get the sense we all dislike Meg.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: I gotta take a bath. [Billy is watching him]
Billy: Go on then. We're both men.
Peter: Well.... alright I guess.
Billy: There you go... [Peter gets naked and Billy starts laughing] ...look at that? What is th... WOAH Solar eclipse blocking the sun, do not look directly at it. [laughs again]
Peter: What... what, what, what the hell... what are you doing?
Billy: I'm just making a comment... ummm... need to know something. Do you hear the word "Morbidly" a lot?
 • Rating: Unrated

Billy: Don't take this the wrong way, but have you actually got a penis?
Peter: Yes.
Billy: Where... where is it?
Peter: It's in there.
Billy: Are you sure, so it's like all snuffled up in there is it?
Peter: Oh, the hell with this... Lois, get the ruler. We're measuring again, and this time, I decide where the base is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 13: "Tom Tucker: The Man and his Dream"

Lindsey [dressed as Lois]" Thanks for buying me these clothes, Glenn.
Quagmire: You're welcome. [to Mort, also dressed as Lois] And you're dismissed.
Mort: Do I still get to keep the twenty?
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: Are they not seein' this?
Brian: I know, it's kinda creepy. It's almost like he's dating Lois.
Stewie: Yeah - looks like somebody's getting a little Oedip***y.
Brian: Can we say that?
Stewie: Just did.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 12: "Livin' On A Prayer"

We now return to Dracula...in San Francisco
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Blasphemy! Heresy! Sodomy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tricia Takanawa: "Also arriving is my overprotective boyfriend, who is suspicious when I'm called into work late at night, even though I've been a reporter for years, Tyrone."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Hey Lois, that not-Stewie kid fell over."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: "Look at them, they're getting along like Billy Bob Thornton and his cat!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: "Kevin Smith because he's too fat to ride on the plane!"
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 11: "The Blind Side"

Stewie: "1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: "Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: "Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You d**k, that's awesome."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Disabled Girl: "Mine are made from teak, what are yours made from?"
Pirate: "Mine are just press board with wood veneer, I can't get wet."
Disabled Girl: "Oh...I think I see my friends."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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