Family Guy

Family Guy Season 10 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 10 Episode 11: "The Blind Side"

Japanese Guy #1: "Hey you want to go watch a movie?"
Japanese Guy #2: "Nah we're Japanese...let's go watch a schoolgirl bang an octopus!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 10: "Meg and Quagmire"

Peter: "I was 18 and my body was firm from push-ups and sit-ups..."
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Peter: "I'M Back Bush?"
Quagmire: "This can't be a surprise to you, Peter."
Peter: "Yea, I knew, I just didn't know you knew!"
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Peter: "I'm not afraid to stand up to friends. Just ask Spartacus!"
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Peter: "You don't now how smooth Quagmire is...he's like a vagician!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Teen Choice Awards Announcer: "Now your host: Lady Hair Douche-ton!"
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 9: "Grumpy Old Man"

Peter: "And tell the African-American elevator employee that he can stop wearing gloves."
Carter: "Why don't you just tell him that he can sleep with my wife too!"
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sex Offender: "Don't care. No time for FB, it's all about SO."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Yes, the penis one."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carter: "Hey Quandry."
Quagmire: "No, no it's Quagmire."
 • Rating: Unrated

Super Death: "Sorry dude. Super Death. You're done."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Stewie: "No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 8: "Cool Hand Peter"

Quagmire: "O come on! They don't own French fries!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: "All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Well at least we have a jury of our peers."
Joe: "I don't think THEY see it that way, Peter."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Keith Urban...Brett Favre....William H. Macy?"
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Joe: "I know, an exciting day for me is when I watch wheelchair porn. Boy do sparks fly on those."
Quagmire: "Oh is it hot?"
Joe: "Eh, it's mostly chairs smashing into each other."

 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 7: "Amish Guy"

Ezekiel: "Haha! I have done all your chores to deprive you of the joy of doing your chores!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?"
Brian: "Yea."
Stewie: "Oh...are we trash?"
Brian: "Kinda."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Quagmire: "Peaches, Ginger, Honey, Candy, Olive... oh you know what? This is the wrong journal..."
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

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