Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 5 Quotes (Page 26)

Season 5 Episode 4: "There's No 'I' in Team"

Meredith: Excuse me! What is going on?
Izzie: Trying to decide which of our interns to give to George.
Lexie: In front of us, they're deciding in front of us. Like livestock at a state fair.
Cristina: I think I'll keep Lexipedia. She remembers many things... and she bathes, which is much more than i can say for stinky 2 over there. You smell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Derek: The Chief has me doing press all day with journalists. My face is starting to hurt from smiling.
Meredith: I already pushed that.
Derek: It comes faster when I push it.
Meredith: Oh, it must be that Shepherd method.
Derek: Funny.
Meredith: I think I'll take the stairs.
Derek: Meredith... Are you bothered by this?
Meredith: Why would I be bothered? You can't call it the Shepherd-Grey method, because then people would think you had help!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erica: Is Yang on call tonight?
Callie: Um, yeah, why do you think it's so clean in here?
Calie: Can I just say, the whole taking it slow thing... best idea ever.
Erica: It really takes the pressure off.
Callie: Mmm... Yeah, we can just, you know, hang out without all of the...
Erica: The expectations.
Callie: Why rush things?
Erica: Exactly...
[Erica and Callie kiss]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: [narrating] I am a rock. I am an island. That's the mantra of pretty much every surgeon I've ever met. We like to think we're independent, loners, mavericks. That all we need to do our jobs is an OR, a scalpel, and a willing body. But the truth is not even the best of us can do it alone. Surgery like life is a team sport. And eventually, you've got to get off the bench and decide... what team are you batting for?

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Izzie: And I know you care about me too and it's not too late for us.
Alex: Get outta my room.
Izzie: Admit it. I know you care about me too I know you do. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you! I- [they kiss]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Izzie: I care about you, and I'm not gonna go crazy, and I'm not gonna try to kill myself and I'm not gonna stop caring about you no matter how hard you push me away.
Alex: Shut up and get outta my room.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Izzie: Maybe he just cares about his son but the moron is too emotionally stunted to let him.
Alex: See, this, this right here is your problem. You get all wrapped up and involved and you start caring about these people! Your patient in there? He's the moron. His son's never gonna give him what he wants and he's just gonna be disappointed! And the sooner he gets that the sooner you get it, and ...
Izzie: No, go on please. Be a selfish ass. Because then at least I know what to expect. This whole 'be a nice guy one minute and a total jerk the next' is getting really. Old. Alex. So who's it gonna be? Pick. One.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callie: I do not quit. I do not fail. I like to be good at things, and I wanna be good... at this. So... I need you. I need you, to show me.
Mark: Show you?
Callie: Just because you don't publish a big clinical trial doesn't mean you're not a genius.
Mark: Take off your pants.
 • Rating: Unrated

Callie: I know, you're over it and you don't want to talk about it anymore, but...
Mark: Oh for the love of God!
 • Rating: Unrated

Callie: What if me and Erica, what if ... what if we're a mistake... Where are you going?
Mark: I can't talk about this.
Callie: Come on, you love talking about this stuff. Girl-on-girl! It's hot!
Mark: Two girls getting nasty and loving it? That's hot. One girl talking about how much it sucked? That's depressing. Wrong! Just wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callie: It was not good. At all. I choked. I couldn't go down there. I tried, but it just felt so weird and clinical like gynie rotation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lexie: [to George] Did you even ask for me? I helped decorate your stupid locker and you don't even see it! You don't see anything! I am such an idiot. And you are a jerk. You didn't even ASK for me? Screw you, Dr. O'Malley.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George: Interns don't respect me.
Lexie: I would respect you if I was your intern!
Cristina: George, the interns don't respect you because they're not scared of you. Just decimate one every few days, it's not rocket science.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erica: Hey, you okay?
Callie: Bailey snagged all the surgical interns and residents, so I'm stuck with the psych interns. Not the sharpest.
Erica: You're busy. I'll be brief. I was thinking that if you're not busy tonight, we could go to my place, order in dinner, rent a movie?
Callie: Tonight? You want to get together again tonight?
Erica: I had a lot of fun last night.
Callie: Fun!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: Intern is the other white meat.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Meredith: I don't even want the credit, but the clinical trial was my idea. And I had to beg him to do it. More than once.
Izzie: It's okay if you want the credit. I would want the credit.
Cristina: When you screw the attendings you get screwed. They have all the power.
Lexie: Interns, you could screw interns. Date, you could DATE interns. Because we're so non-threatening.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lexie: George is filling out paperwork, doing his real-life doctor thing, so I figured this would be a good time to decorate his locker.
Cristina: Gimme that coffee.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callie: Last night, Erica and I, we, did it... sort of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callie: Will you shut up and focus? I need you right now.
Mark: Well I'm a little exhausted, but if you wanna hop on and do all the work ...
Callie: I need to TALK!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mark: Do you think they airbrushed this picture? The man does not have one damn pore!
 • Rating: Unrated

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