Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 5 Quotes (Page 28)

Season 5 Episode 3: "Brave New World"

Derek: I'd like to buy these two a drink.
Izzie: You are the best roommate ever!
Derek: I am. Just to be clear, if you two ever pull any of that crap with one of my cases again, I will have you thrown out of the program.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Alex: I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it. I'm pissed off, all the time. So much so that I'm losing my mind. But you can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's nobody else for me to be pissed at. Except you.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Izzie: Son of a bitch.
Alex: Go cry to somebody who cares.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Izzie: Dr. Shepherd, I want back on this case. Alex stole him from me. Remember when I was telling you that-
Derek: Dr. Stevens let's be clear. In this hospital, I am not your roommate, I don't give a crap about your personal problems. I have a resident, I don't need another one.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mark: Which one of your roommates will be assisting?
Derek: Hmm. Karev.
Mark: Great.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Callie: It's awkward. Because she's a colleague and because she's an attending and because she's a ... she. There's been kissing, but ... no touching and what if I'm not into it? What if I'm horrible at all that stuff... south. I've never been south of the border. With a female. I mean, I've never even been over the ... northern mountains, if you know what I'm saying.
Miranda: [stares in silence]
Callie: We're gonna pretend this didn't happen.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Miranda: They got the nerve to be indignant that they aren't on their specialties anymore. They don't have specialties! They should be grateful they're even allowed in this... Are you listening to me?!
Callie: I'm going on a date with Erica Hahn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lexie: Hey... You passed. We are going to celebrate. I'm going to buy you a beer, and all the peanuts you can eat.
George: What if I didn't pass?
Lexie: Then ... I'll buy you a beer anyway. Beer for losers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Richard: O'Malley. I made a call. They do not have your score yet, if I knew I would tell you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Richard: Apparently some people thought I was kidding last week when I said that no one was going to be able to hang out in their favorite specialty anymore. I WASN'T. Junior residents do not specialize. So all the requests to send you back to the special place where your true heart lives can end now. Dr. Bailey makes the assignments, do not - I repeat do not, harang her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Why where you going through her things?
Derek: I was trying to find space for my clothes. Your closet is full.
Meredith: Oh.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Meredith: You keep a diary? Have I not known all this time that you keep a diary? Don't be shy, I think it's cute!
Derek: It's not mine.
Meredith: Who's is it?
Derek: Your mother's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 2: "Here Comes the Flood"

Meredith: [narrating] Bones break. Organs burst. Flesh tears. We can sew the flesh, repair the damage, ease the pain. But when life breaks down... when we break down... there's no science. No hard and fast rules. We just have to feel our way through. And to a surgeon there's nothing worse, and there's nothing better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: [narrating] As surgeons we are trained to fix what's broken. The breaking point is our starting line... at work. But in our lives the breaking point is a sign of weakness and we'll do everything we can to avoid it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Wyatt: Yes. Horrible things DO happen. Happiness in the face of all of that? That's not the goal. Feeling the horrible and knowing that you're not gonna die from those feelings...that's the point.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Izzie: What are you doing in here?
Derek: I was thinking about making this my office when you move out.
Izzie: When I move out? When am I moving out?
Derek: Oh. Soon?

 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Meredith: My patient's dying. I hate when I like them and they're dying.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lexie: Our guy's been in pain. Pain at a constant 8, for the last seven years, because of an inflamed nerve in his nose. It's crazy.
George: I wish I had an inflamed nerve in my nose.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Callie: Stop. You have to stop.
Mark: I can't.
Callie: Seriously. She hates it.
Mark: That's why I can't.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Mark: [to Callie] You want a spanking?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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