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How-i-met-your-mother

I'm in the upright and locked position.

Barney

Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.

Barney

You "right now-ed" Scooter?

Marshall

Poster whore.

Lily

I've been the hookee and the hooker.

Robin

Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.

Lily

I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.

Tiffany

Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.

Barney

Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.

Ted
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